The first in Video Negative's series of "Great
Directors, Bad Films" sees Dan pick one of Roger Ebert's most beloved
films, Rob Reiner's 1994 honker North. The gang take apart the film that
seemingly ended Reiner's streak of incredible run of great cinema, and enter a
slump he's not left since. The crew are aghast at the god-awful humour - none
of which finds its mark - the misuse of a huge, talented cast, and all the
horrendous ethnic stereotyping on display. Plus, Tim reveals a very revolting
alternative definition of an Eskimo Pie.
Monday, 11 May 2015
Thursday, 30 April 2015
Episode 15: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
The Vid Neg crew's first film requested by a fan, and the
inaugural choice is a big, bad one - the infamous Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
3: Turtles In Time. From the paper thin plot all the way down (and it's a long
way down), it's a long list of terrible writing, awful characters and woeful
special effects. Just how bad can a pop culture reference get? Who has the best
hairstyle in this film? Which famous film star do the turtles' accents remind Ol of? What film does Dan pick for the next choice (it's a biggie). Find out
all this and more by tuning in...
https://soundcloud.com/video-negative/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-3-episode-15
Thursday, 16 April 2015
Episode 14: The Stupids
The boys are back in town after a long break and what a
shocker they've returned for. The first time the crew watch the film together,
it's 1996's The Stupids directed by John Landis, the John Landis that brought
you Blues Brothers 2000 rather than the guy who helmed Animal House. Why is the
plot so boring? Since when did stupid people not named Forrest Gump become
sympathetic? What is the film's obsession with putting famed directors in
pointless cameos? You'd be stupid to miss this episode!
https://soundcloud.com/video-negative/the-stupids-episode-14
https://soundcloud.com/video-negative/the-stupids-episode-14
Friday, 13 March 2015
Episode 13: Batman Forever
Who's afraid of the big black bat? The Video Negative
Podcast aren't, but what they are afraid of is Jim Carrey's teeth-grindingly
annoying performance as the Riddler, Tommy Lee Jones' awful turn as Two-Face
and the Riddler's poorly explained mind control device. The gang return to
whence they came, taking a look at Joel Schumacher's 1995 first caped crusader
foray, Batman Forever. Where is the Riddler getting all his outfits from? Why
does Robin do his laundry like that? Who decided that 'Intruder Alert' klaxon was acceptable? Also featured: Dan
gives the others his tell-all account of when he met Val Kilmer at a film
premiere. Plenty of bile rising in this one, don't miss out.
https://soundcloud.com/video-negative/batman-forever-episode-13/download.mp3
Friday, 27 February 2015
Episode 12: The Boondock Saints
The concluding part of the first Video Negative two parter
sees the crew the take on Troy Duffy's 1999 honker The Boondock Saints.
"Pulp Fiction with soul" this ain't. It doesn't take long for the
crew to lose it, with Ol reaching breaking point numerous times throughout.
Also featured: Ol and Tim reveal their respective screenplays they wrote when
they were eighteen (both of which feature names of existing films), Dan
channels Fozzy Bear, the gang discuss what might've happened had Duffy's film
been a success, and the air turns brown towards the end of the episode. The
saints are marching in, and Video Negative tramples them, don't miss this one!
https://soundcloud.com/video-negative/the-boondock-saints-episode-12/download.mp3
Friday, 20 February 2015
Episode 11: Overnight
Join the Video Negative crew as they discuss Overnight - the
story of how Troy Duffy duffed up the chance of a lifetime in making his 1999
opus The Boondock Saints. Part one of a two part special, with our critique of
the Boondock Saints itself coming later in the month. Also featured: A peak
into Mark Wahlberg's internal monologue, what do the Beatles sound like when
mashed up with Alice in Chains, Ol and Dan atone for a past transgression at
Tim's expense and much much more. Don't miss this one!
https://soundcloud.com/video-negative/overnight-episode-11
Friday, 6 February 2015
Episode 10: Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace
A long time ago in a galaxy blah, blah, blah. The Vid Neg
crew are back to review one of the 90s most upsetting films - Star Wars Episode
One: The Phantom Menace, and boy, are the gang riled up. Topics of talk include
who exactly is the Phantom Menace, the ancient Jedi method of holding one's
breath and the beaucoup racism the film seems to be obsessed with. Also Booker
T commentates on a pod race, Sam Jackson tries to talk his way into The Force
Awakens and the IMDB reviews offer up the most bizarre entry yet. Be sure to
catch Roy Macmillan, of the Moving The Needle Podcast, dropping by to astrally
project his thoughts into your brain. Sit back, relax and set phasers to thrill
(whoops, wrong franchise).
https://soundcloud.com/video-negative/star-wars-episode-one-the-phantom-menace
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