Monday 15 December 2014

Episode 8: Jingle All The Way

Bring bongs merrily on high! Hosanna in excess! Your three favourite grinches are back for a bonus Christmas episode: the cult Crimbo classic Jingle All The Way starring Vid Neg legend Arnold Schwarzenegger. Perhaps it's that time of the year, or somebody spiked the eggnog but the crew enjoy this film quite a bit. So the put the cookie down (NOW!), pull up a chair, and have a listen. Since it's the end of the year, the boys offer their favourite films and albums of the year. Also, hark the herald angels sing, this is probably the most X-rated episode yet, you've been warned!

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Saturday 22 November 2014

Bonus Spice Girls Quiz Extravaganza

Here's the much anticipated (yeah right) bonus episode. Originally part of the Spice World episode, now lovingly ripped from its host body and uploaded here in all its episode-sagging, patience-testing glory. Join quizmaster Tim as he puts Ol and Dan to the test with a not-at-all last minute Spice Girls quiz. Why not play along at home? Grab a pen and paper and see if you can do better than these mooks.


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Monday 17 November 2014

Episode 7: Spice World

Sugar and spice and everything nice? The Vid Neg crew are anything but, as they embrace their inner Girl Power and take down the woeful 1997 cash-grab Spice World. Take a stroll down memory lane with a truly 90s-tastic episode, as we remember all the not-so-great things about the Pre-Fab Five and this terrible film. There's also a challenge set for the three hosts, as they attempt to get through the episode without swearing. Take a listen to see how they fare. Plenty of nostalgia, singing and hatred in this one, plus a bonus episode to follow later in the week! You lucky sausages!

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Wednesday 22 October 2014

Episode 6: Cool As Ice

The Iceman stun-eth! The Vid Neg Boyz are mesmerised by the shoddy Vanilla Ice vehicle Cool As Ice, directed by cereal extraordinaire David Kellogg. It's yet another frosty reception, as we give the film the cold shoulder, taking aim at Ice's fashion, Ice's acting, Ice's dancing and pretty much Ice in general. If you shudder to think how 90s a film can get then stop, collaborate, and listen to this whiffy turn of the century turd get the VNP treatment.

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Friday 3 October 2014

Episode 5: Mr. Nanny

Alright, quick turnover, we're back with a new episode already because we're obsessed with doing this shit. We take a look at the truly craptacular Mr. Nanny starring none other than Hulk Hogan himself. It's Podcastamania on this edition, with an introduction from Vince McMahon himself! Tim puts Dan to the test with a True or False quiz about Hogan, Ol makes a dedication to a neighbourhood ne'er-do-well and Dan reveals an absolute humdinger for the next episode. We hulk up and drop a leg on this stinky turd of a film.

Saturday 27 September 2014

Episode 4: Con Air

We really thought we wouldn't have much to say about this one. How wrong we were. Hope you like talking 'cos this is by far the longest episode of the podcast so far. It's also something of a rebirth, with the introduction of a third member (tee-hee) to the show. We're really proud of this one. Topics of talk include the poor parenting shown throughout the film, Ol's dislike of the Foo Fighters, and why the film is a Republican's wet dream. Of course, various synonyms for shitty are flung at the offending film too. Shee-it!

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Sunday 14 September 2014

Episode 3: Even Cowgirls Get The Blues

Oh Gus Van Sant, that indie maven, he's awesome isn't he? Well, no, as this adaptation of Tom Robbins' novel of the same name shows. Uma Thurman stars as a hitchhiker with abnormally large thumbs and gets into a whole host of ker-razy adventures on a cowgirl ranch. Awfully directionless and appealing to seemingly nobody, have a listen so you don't have to watch the film...

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Episode 2: Destiny Turns On the Radio

After Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, it seemed everyone wanted a slice of the hipster crime flick pie. Destiny Turns on The Radio outdoes everyone by actually having the big man himself Quentin Tarantino in the title role. Is it any good? Nah. Take a listen to see why oversized suits, crappy dialogue and a woeful plot made Oliver Urwin and Daniel Sarath want to turn the radio off...

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Wednesday 20 August 2014

Episode 1: Batman & Robin

The premiere episode of Video Negative and it's a doozy. Joel Schumacher's infamous and ill advised foray into the world of the Caped Crusader. You know the deal by now - Bat nipples, ice puns, rubbish villains and a bored George Clooney as the masked man himself.

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