Tim's on holiday, so Dan and Ol reconvene for this bonus episode to cover songs/music videos from a few films previously featured on the show. Inspired by our friends That Awful Sound, we're talking Aerosmith's I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing (Armageddon), Was Not Was's Walk the Dinosaur (Flintstones & Super Mario Bros) and last but by no means least Smash Mouth's All Star (Inspector Gadget)!
Featured within: Richie Sambora's risque facial hair, Was Not Was's hidden anti-nuclear war agenda and of course, the insane All Star renaissance and accompanying memedom surrounding Smash Mouth's most (in)famous song!
Saturday, 29 July 2017
Music Video Negative 2 ft. Aerosmith, Was (Not Was) & Smash Mouth!
Saturday, 15 July 2017
Episode 55 - Hudson Hawk
We don't know what it is about Bruce Willis films that make
us choose to review them, but the Willie Man is back to bless us with his fifth
appearance on the show, it's the self-proclaimed "funniest
action-adventure comedy ever", 1991's Hudson Hawk.
Pegged as one the decade's worst, we're talking the film's
rampant stereotyping and xenophobia, an insanely overcooked and convoluted
plot, and perhaps the most ill-conceived rape joke ever.
Also: desperate attempts by ourselves to get a Seagram's
Wine Cooler sponsorship, and an ultimatum to never watch a Bruce Willis film on
this show again, and we reveal the first film in our brand new season of episodes!
Friday, 23 June 2017
Episode 54 - Pokemon 2000
A wild crappy film appears! With the summer film season in
full swing, we revisit the sophomore slump of 1999's Pokemon 2000(?)
We're talking the franchise's waning popularity, the film's
insistence on not naming its main villain, lousy dialogue rife with exposition
and its decision to not focus on Pikachu. Also: a noble yet pointless
comparison to Italian neo-realism, fanboy reviews out the wazoo and a familiar
face appears as our next film is revealed.
Big hate in this one. Don't miss it!
Saturday, 10 June 2017
Episode 53 - Inspector Gadget
"Doo-doo-do-do-doo, shit-ty mo-vie". Cool As Ice
director David Kellogg returns to helm his second (and final) film as we
discuss the 1999 techno-turd hack job Inspector Gadget!
Clocking in at a stunningly short 68 minutes(!), we're
talking obvious edits, Robocop comparisons, the Six Dollar Man's ridiculously
invasive operation, and reveal what our own Go-Go gadgets would be and where
they'd protrude from.
Also, Dan waxes lyrical over his hatred of Jimmy Fallon, we
antagonise Smash Mouth via Twitter, and Tim reveals an absolute doozy of a film
for our next episode that features some returning...voice actors? Tune in to
find out what it is.
Saturday, 27 May 2017
Episode 52 - Alien 3
On Itunes, no one can hear you scream - we're talking one of
the '90s most infamously mistreated films, the "worst sequel in the
history of cinema" and Nine Inch Nails music video lookalike Alien 3!
Production woes out the wazoo, careless continuity errors,
and more baldy British blokes you can shake a stick at, we get to grips with
behind the scenes shenanigans, more terrible CGI-assisted falls into lava and
unlock the film's 90s equivalent of the Dark Side of the Moon/Wizard of Oz
phenomenon.
Also, Tim gets enraged at a listeners' spoilers and
perturbed by an episode of Ramsay's Hotel Hell, both of which ruined his
viewing of the film, and the next episode's reveal brings back a Vid Neg alumni
not seen since episode 6.
Chest-bursting with controversial opinions and
unprofessionalism, check it out and leave us a review wherever you listen!
Saturday, 29 April 2017
Episode 51 - The Flintstones
We're rolling into Bedrock for 1994's lacklustre live action
romp, The Flintstones! The Vid Neg crew grapple with the gravel of this
narratively lightweight, slavish retread, digging up some hidden gems along the
way: stone-faced humour, director Brian Levant's hidden socialist agenda and
the Flintstone family's pun-based musical tastes!
Also, we're wrapping our heads around a kids film with
embezzlement subplots, lynchings, and antagonist suffocation along the way.
Plenty of rubble, rubble, toil and trouble in this one, YABBA DABBA DOn't miss
out!
Saturday, 8 April 2017
Episode 50 - The Rock
Cage Against the Machine season comes to a close with its
final part - and our 50th episode - it's 1996's The Rock!
We're treating ourselves for this milestone ep by reviewing
something 2/3 of us actually like. Rest assured, things still get silly as
we're talking the sourness of those VX balls, debunking the theory that Sean
Connery's character is actually James Bond, more juicy 90s gay panic, and
plotting this season's films on the Nicolas Cage Matrix to see how his
craziness ranks up with the rest of his oeuvre.
Plenty of bang for your buck (it is Michael Bay after all),
be sure to tune and help us celebrate our 50th in style.
If you haven't already, be sure to vote for us in the Listener Choice category at the British Podcast Awards right here: https://www.britishpodcastawards.com/vote/
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