Jan De Bont's attempt to rock the boat has made us seasick; we're
getting to grips with part two of Sequel Season, it's 1997's slow-as-molasses
misfire Speed 2: Cruise Control!
We're talking Sandra Bullock's lobotomy between this and
Speed 1, whether Willem Dafoe makes a good bad guy, the grindingly slow
"action" on screen, and UB40's guest appearance as the whole films
runs aground with unlikeable characters, dull set-pieces and more VNP Hall of
Famers you can shake a stick at.
Think worse things have happened at sea? You owe it to
yourself to hear us talk through this sequel snoozer.
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