Reeking of development hell, Sequel Season finally arrives a
whole two months after being announced, and what a doozy we're beginning with,
it's 1991's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze!
We get confused and confounded over which Turtle is which, and
talk the film's utterly useless antagonists, Splinter's horny side, endless
plot points that go nowhere and the glorious return of Vid Neg alum Vanilla Ice
and his on-the-spot improv skills with a line-by-line reading of the majesty
that is the Ninja Rap!
Also, pro wrestler Kevin Nash's star turn as Super Shredder
gets a look in and we reveal the next film as part of the season, one with a
whopping 3% on Rotten Tomatoes! Tune in to find out what it is!
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