Episode 56 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze

Reeking of development hell, Sequel Season finally arrives a whole two months after being announced, and what a doozy we're beginning with, it's 1991's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze!

We get confused and confounded over which Turtle is which, and talk the film's utterly useless antagonists, Splinter's horny side, endless plot points that go nowhere and the glorious return of Vid Neg alum Vanilla Ice and his on-the-spot improv skills with a line-by-line reading of the majesty that is the Ninja Rap!

Also, pro wrestler Kevin Nash's star turn as Super Shredder gets a look in and we reveal the next film as part of the season, one with a whopping 3% on Rotten Tomatoes! Tune in to find out what it is!

Episode 36 - Suburban Commando

Perhaps time has mellowed them, or they're just feeling sorry for the shell of a man Hulk Hogan has become but when the Vid Neg crew take on the Hulkster's infamous 1991 comedy Suburban Commando, they don't have much to get angry about.

Rest assured though, we still take aim at the terrible Star Wars/Back to the Future references the film's obsessed with, Hogan's one-note wooden acting and the slack plotting that's just all over the place. Plus, The Hulk Hogan True or False Quiz returns to put Dan's knowledge of Sir Hulk of Hogan to the test, touching on voiceover work, penis length and much more. Plenty of strutting and promo cutting in this one, don't miss it!

Episode 25 - Santa With Muscles

The gang are back to face an old foe in Video Negative's Christmas special! That's right, Hulk Ho-ho-hogan is back with his appalling Crimbo vehicle Santa With Muscles! Plenty of yuletide yuks in this one. Also: The Hogan teat has been milked dry, so Tim puts Dan to the test with a true or false quiz about some of wrestling's weirdest and wackiest and sexual assaultiest (?) incidents ever. Don't miss out!

Episode 22: Three Ninjas - High Noon at Mega Mountain

What better way to capitalise on the recent Hulk Hogan scandal than releasing an episode reviewing one of his films two months after the fact? Yes, the gang enter Hulk's ring to take on the 1998 karate party Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.  Why do the whitest family in the world have an Oriental grandpa? Where are Colt's sideburns? Why is the parenting in the film so awful? All this plus the return of the Hulk Hogan quiz - Tim puts Dan to the test once more with a series of questions, the answers to which you won't believe, BROTHER!

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